I've done the motorcycle trip to the Keys on different
brand motorcycles, and different
routes many times. Here's my recommendations. This is no weekend
trip, you'll need at least a 4 day weekend to enjoy
yourself if you're leaving from Central Florida. Particularly if you go during the hot season.First
what time of year? September
seems to be a good all round time for the trip. here's a
Tip: Don't make reservations, walk in prices are better.
Don't go during lobster season or any of the other
events. The Keys are expensive anyway, so check the
rates to give you an idea of what time to go, before you head out.
What to wear? Wear a long sleeve cotton shirt.
You and your passenger will be fried if you don't. Take
sun screen, chap stick, and handy wipes with you.
Tip: Sunscreen Towelettes are easy to pack and
aren't messy.
Tip: Drink lots of Water on your ride down and
and eat salty food or snacks.
You've seen those cup holders on bikes right? They must
have taken the Keys Trip.
Camping? Are you completely out of your mind!
Been there - done that! It
rains, it's hot, there's lots of bugs, etc. When it rains, the
water stays on top of the coral until the sun turns it
into steam. Your tent turns into a nice cozy sauna. If you are going to camp, take some metal
tent stakes (gutter nails and a hammer). You'll need
them.
How do you get there? Here's the best advice I can
give you. You can just get there or you can try an
interior road like 441 - ouch! No matter which route you
take, it's not a pretty ride until you get to the keys,
so just get there. Let's set out from Daytona.
Take I-95 to the turnpike at Fort Pierce. Grab a toll
ticket and start riding south. (It will run about $8.00
- give or take). Stay on the Turnpike all the way
to Florida City. What about I-95? Again ouch. You'll wish you
had paid the toll when you start going through Palm
Beach and Miami (bumper cars). I-95 stops in Miami and then you're in
traffic hell for maybe hours depending on the time of
day. Tip: Stay on the Turnpike! (a
friend once decided it would be fun to take US-1 all the
way from Daytona. He had cramps in his clutch hand for a
week)
The Turnpike has great rest areas, good food, and you
can stop and take a break every once in a while. I've never taken a trip to
the Keys that it didn't rain. Take rain gear and a face
shield, if you're not wearing a full face helmet.
Tip: If you
have to stop under an overpass, turn on your emergency blinkers
and get away from the scoot. Some moron may be looking
at your blinkers and drive right into it.
TIP: at some point you'll have to stop at
individual toll booths. The road under them has a layer
of oil you won't believe. Be careful, slow down ahead of
time and be careful when you put your foot down.
Ok, you make it to Florida City, the end of the
turnpike. You don't have far to go to get to the keys
now. Stay on US-1 south. Watch the tourists, they're
lost too.
Tip: Not far south is a road on your left
"Card Sound Road" (Monroe County 905). It's an alternative route into Key
Largo. It's worth the extra time it will take to get you
there. Look finally some scenery! Watch for the
gators in the water (What? Salt water
gators - yep.).
There's a place to eat that will be on your right,
called "Alabama Jacks", I've never been
in there but
friends that have, say the food is good.
Pics of Card Sound Road. There's a toll to go
over the bridge on Card Sound Road (should be $1.00)
You made it to Key Largo. you've been on the
road for 5 1/2 or 6 hours, if it's been hot, you can
rest now. You might want to be fresh for the Keys ride,
so find a hotel. Take the Keys ride early in the
morning. When you're fresh, those 35 mph signs won't
brother you as much.
Where to stay? I like the Holiday Inn, Key
Largo, only because it
has the African Queen boat there from the Bogart /
Hepburn movie. Nice pool too. Or if you're up to it, go
to Islamorada. and make sure you stop at the Outback
Steakhouse. Eat outside near the pool. The Hampton Inn
rooms are nice and fairly reasonable too.
Ok, you're fresh let's set out. Get on US-1 and head
south. It can be frustrating. the speed limits range
from 35 mph to 55. You're bound to get behind a boat
trailer at some point. Relax enjoy. You've still got a
couple of hours to go depending on traffic. Once you get over
the Stock Island Bridge, "cow creek channel", you made
it to Key West. Right or left? Well, it just doesn't
matter Roosevelt Blvd goes around in both
directions. Go to
the right and there's more businesses, to the left is
where you're come across the beaches. You can't get
lost.
Where to stay
and eat? There are lots of high end hotels and
low end hotels that charge high end prices. I tend to stay
toward the south end around Duval Street. Duval Street
is where the action is. You're going to park the bike
anyway, Key west is a scooter town. You can take the
trolley or just walk it. Everything worth seeing is
within walking distance. The
Blue Dolphin isn't all that bad and it's fairly reasonable, if you
have the budget the LA CONCHA on Duval Street may be for you
- big budget.
If you don't mind s, the Spanish Gardens is
reasonable and hey, so what if you have to sit sideways
on the toilet.....lol.
If you're in Key West, it's party
time, you just need a clean place to crash and shower.
There is a great Cuban deli right across the street
from the Spanish Gardens,
(On the corner of Simonton and South Street) and they have an outdoor (covered) area to eat, with
authentic Cuban food. Be patient with the girls, they
don't speak English well, but man can they cook. Not
familiar with Cuban food? Just ask they what they recommend.
They'll make it special. Breakfast? Ever had a egg
sandwich on Cuban bread and some Cuban coffee? Count me
in..
TIP: Sloppy Joe's Bar is not the original Sloppy
Joe's Bar. They may have bought the name, but Hemmingway
never passed out at that bar. Capt. Tony's Bar is the
Original Sloppy Joe's Bar. A long time ago, they used to
have a monkey cage on one side of the bar and sailors
would bet how long they could keep their finger in it
before one of those nasty critters took it off.
Stop in at Ricks and catch Uncle Bob's act.
Locals Hang-out: The
Two Friends Patio (512 Front Street) is
mostly a local hangout. Ok, so you have to put up with
Karaoke, but some of the pro impersonators come in to
practice, so it's not all out of tune. Food there - not
bad.
Hey, isn't there anywhere to ride around here? Yep.
Not much, but let's go to an almost deserted beach.
Get
back on Roosevelt Blvd and head north. We're going to
Big Coppitt Key. Turn Right on Boca Chica Road
and follow it all the way. It ends at an almost deserted
beach, you may
even see a Cuban raft on the beach. Walk the beach.
Tip: The beaches in the Keys are not sandy, bring
a pair of tennis shoes to walk the beach and short line.
Coral can cut you up quick.
Sunset? By far the best place to see the sunset is on the beach at
Fort Zachary Taylor.
You can fight the crazy's at Malory Square or have the
sunset almost to yourself there.
Tip:
You don't need to take a snorkeling tour on a boat to
see the tropical fish and big fish. Bring a mask and snorkel (and
tennis shores and or fins). Just swim along the south
side of Higgs Beach pier.
You'll see tons of fish of every kind. Wear a shirt -
you'll fry if you don't.
Pan Handlers? Yea, but give them your best biker
look and walk on by.
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